February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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peanutbutterfassbendertime asked: Jaws theme tune
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Roommate trying to tell me to fix that behavior of mine in which I hear people in the hallways and instantly run back to our room.
How about
no
peanutbutterfassbendertime asked: kisses butt
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kingtobias:
fwoopdedoop:
kingtobias:
fwoopdedoop:
kingtobias:
you single and looking, jacob? ;)))
u no it, u dtf? ;))))))
always am bby ;)))))))
perfecttttt. ;)
Shelby is going to destroy our souls lol.
lmao she’s actually going to tear both of us a new one
YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCY AND I WILL NOT LISTEN.
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You guys.
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fwoopdedoop replied to your post: hi sexy
IT SO IS MICHAEL FASSBENDER AS HIS ICON. YOUR DREAMS ARE BECOMING A REALITY.
kingtobias replied to your post: hi sexy
I LOVE YOU JACOB
STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.
peanutbutterfassbendertime asked: WOOF WOOF BABY
peanutbutterfassbendertime asked: hi sexy
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>Don’t answer a text from my mom yesterday
>Sleep through her way-too-fucking-early phone call this morning
>Answer her second call at noon
>She wants to make sure I’m alive
Yes Mom I’m alive BUT YOU MAKE ME WISH I WASN’T WHEN YOU POINTLESSLY CHECK IN ON ME ON A DAILY BASIS
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Shelby says:
I haven't had a boyfriend in 5 years.
Toby says:
You don't want one.
Toby says:
'Cause I'M here.
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